(Source: b-u-t-t-r-a-p-e)
“…and that’s my presentation.”
Gandalf goes longboarding
Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
(Source: circumcisions)
does tumblr have cheat codes
it’s called being physically attractive
ooooo steph make up
this post is extremely relevant to my interests
Sexy as shit but AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!!!
Fuck I think i just came…..
(Source: fuckyeahihaveagazebo)